IN APPRECIATION YOUGUR (uy YOUgur I have instead of yogurt ... that mean? Tu-gur and if so tell me ... is I-gur? Dioooossss !!!!... that is the origin of the word Veradero yogurt! and then shopping cutrinente-gur called us, or if you're going to give someone called .... she or he gur gur?? haha, live my mental messes: P I'm writing as it passed through my head, to see how crazy I am, if you lose yourself you will not PEORcupeis, is normal, what's hot in PEORcuparse? I saw it in a book and I loved it .... I'm ranting again "where was I? to see ... I spoke of I'm crazy ... but before ... of tu-yogurts and before .... ah! YES! I was thanking him "for giving me the inspiration GUR: P) for giving me the inspiration to tell you, my friends, IF YOU BEWARE! (That word which I speak is not "suspicious" but BEWARE! Is not the same do you know?) FROM SOMEONE. (If you've missed with both brackets saltandooos long as we try to read parenthesis)
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Valentine's Day is a very bad idea!
is so clear.
And already from movies lie to us, put us in the head misconceptions about romance and we say, for example, that when you hear violin music lover, something that is not true. When you fall, one of the things that happens is that you stop eating, or at least you did not eat as usual, once you smooth cat devoured a generous T-bone steak with fries and now, as you are in love and 'we are full Love ', will leave half the food on the plate. So when you are with your partner what you hear is more like the roar of your hungry guts and that, I look at it, is closer to the sound of the drums of Easter procession at about harmonious violins.
If your partner suddenly, at a time on romance, tells the much overused phrase, 'I love you more than life' or the other of 'die for you' ... beware. Seriously, trust me. Nobody in their right mind would say such a thing and that is, if we read between the lines, that does not mean that I love you but you have suicidal thoughts. That gives you the same die, bucking!.
Now if you say 'I love you more than my gall bladder', that's quite another for though the gallbladder has its functions, you can live perfectly well without it so that as your love with will not be swearing eternal love, but at least certainly not going to suddenly put his head in the microwave to show you how much he loves you and we must recognize that this is all a detail on your part.
is also that of refer to your partner as 'my mate'
Well! Who would think that stupid speech? Orange, life is a citrus fruit, which means that it is a fruit acid. (Okay, not always, but citrus are naturally acidic, not sweet). So ... you're telling your partner every time you think your love for each other you feel like you're sucking lemons?. That the romance is very little, I think.
Would not it be better to speak of 'My half papaya' fruit is sweeter and also have an exotic?
Another thing I do not understand is Cupid. And it is no where to take it. Let's be serious, the symbol par excellence of Valentine's Day is an angel, naked, looking like a baby and that always carries with him a bow and arrows. Can there be more nonsense?. First things first
this than meets the eye:
1 - Cupid is just a kid ... And I have to work! That is child exploitation!
2 - going naked in the middle of February! (Everybody knows that the temperatures are cool and the boy this addition is always hovering in the air. Can you imagine that become ill from the cold and will fall like vomiting? That if you fuck that shit you imagines a dove above ... That does not leave the clothes with a simple stain, eh?. You have to rub).
3 - Take a bow and arrows ... Arrows! O_O The arrows have tips and stick! Is not there a law against that?.
Why not replace Cupid, I dunno, a bear of love?. No, shut up, the bears have claws and that too has its dangers.
A worm, maybe?.
And instead of going shooting people, that hurts, is dedicated to dance in a coal-hop front in love a. Hey, at least be more fun, do not you think?
That's it. Bear that in mind. Starting today, when I sound like drums guts after falling prey to this worm of love and I dance the dance of coal-hop, remember to tell your half a papaya that you / want a lot more than your gallbladder . Do it and then you tell me how you gone ...
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TOTAL THIS IS WHAT I WRITE !!!!....
there are people who will tell you that you know when someone is lying because you look down or change the pulse ... But that's nonsense (here another viejuda semidead)!
you know that someone is lying when he says,
- I will love you forever -----> impossible!! no one lives so much ... Leave me a euro-
I give it back ---> sure .... No one returns a
euro - a very useful guide to safe use and will not stop qe internet is much better ---> that said my encyclopedia and for what I use ...
-born nine months to live in the womb of our mother ---> ha! So do not believe anyone! born in a cabbage, and when we have no garden, the stork is very nice, brings us Paris. everyone knows that Paris is where all the babies out, like the United States where land is all the alien ships.
"I've never felt this for anyone ---> arches?? an erection? (Eg '-.- plan today I'm out) to start the phrase is corny and follow .....¡¡¡¡ is a lie!
-I completed the task ...---> yeah, all or a year "20?
-cupid make it through my heart ---> Cupid
there - the three kings are the parent -> not give us pay ... Will they to buy gifts for children around the world? ha!